Stupid cats!

Just now our cat Toby managed to knock over our free standing halogen lamp, which shattered the bulb all over the floor. I had no less than three cats jump on me and scratch up my legs because of the loud noise. Then they all had to go over and see what the broken shards were before we could go and get the vacuum cleaner. Luckily none of the cats stepped in the glass (luckily meaning unfortunately in this case).

They say that having pets lowers your blood pressure, but they didn't give a maximum allowable amount, which is what the problem is. Sometimes I would rather take lisinopril for the rest of my life than have cats. But I love them anyway, because I'm stupid too.

7 (Cats of Gloom)